He would name it Numbersland.  Or Snowland.  Whichever fit better at the moment.

His best friend would be a snowman named Mr. Snowman.  Whose dog is named Snowball.

Goldfish (the snack food, of course) would be the main food served for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Knight Daddy and Princess Momma would be allowed to live in the kingdom with him.

George Michael and Maeby would alternate between being Dragons, horses for the Knights and dogs.

People would always say thank you and please by ending it with “my lady” or “my good sir”.

Most of the houses and vehicles would be made from cardboard boxes and held together with duct tape.

Life would be simpler.  And a lot more fun.